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Seattle Mariners All-21st-Century Team: Offense

Jul 31, 2025 · 39 min

We go position by position, each putting forth a guy from a specific year (i.e., ‘I’ll take 2006 Randy Wynn in left field’) and arguing his case before finally voting on each roster spot.. Can’t use a guy more than once. In other words, you can’t put 2001 Ichiro in right field and 2004 Ichiro at the utility spot.

“Guys—. I- I- I- I thought about Geno, but it was always Beltre versus Seager.”

-Jack on his third baseman

If you liked this 39-minute segment, you’ll be overjoyed to learn that the second half of the recording, featuring the Mariners’ all-21st-century pitching staff, is still in production but will be released next week.



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