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Mariners 2026 Preseason Awards Show

Mar 31, 2026 · 49 min

The Dylan Moore Award for Shittiest Infielder: Cole Young

The Jesse Winker/Taylor Trammell Award for Worst Outfielder: Luke Raley

The Luis Castillo Award for Most Hated Starting Pitcher: Bryce Miller

The Matt Festa Award for Least Trustworthy Reliever: Carlos Vargas

The Jesse Winker Award for Most Disappointing Acquisition: Rob Refsnyder

The JP Crawford Award for Shittiest Every Day Starting Position Player: Leo Rivas

The Teoscar Hernandez Award for Best Former Mariner Player on a Different Team: Eugenio Suarez

The Cal Raleigh Award for Least Shitty hitter: Brendan Donovan

The Felix Hernandez Award for Not Yet Shitty Pitcher: Brian Woo

The Jesse Winker Award for Shittiest Defender: Randy Arozarena

The John Stanton Award for Most Deceitful MLB Owner: John Stanton



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