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Game 70: A Retrospective Podcast My Grandparents Will Surely Love

Jun 24, 2025 · 36 min

“What relievers do you find, like, when they enter the game, you’re like, ‘Okay, I feel good about, like, a scoreless inning?’”

-Zander Norris (20:27)

Timestamps:

* 0:00: PSA to abundance of listeners & haters

* 1:30: Devers trade

* 3:45: M’s sweep Guardians

* 6:30: How each team in the AL Wildcard race has skullfucked or will skullfuck us

* 16:00: Picking M’s players we wish could hit half as well as J.P.

* 18:30: Some of our most prominent woes

* 21:00ish: Picking relievers on the team that we hate

* 25:00: Every spring there’s like two guys that come up around the same time

* 26:00: Josh Rojas on the White Sox

* 26:30: NBA Finals

* 27:40: Projecting Logan Gilbert’s return retroactively now

* 29:50: Picking M’s hitters to face M’s pitchers

* 33:00: Softball league recap

* 35:00: ‘Skullfuck’ + Tool



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